crime scene is the phrase i can describe about my room! no no i didnt
commited any serious crime such as robbing or killing. it juz that
a small creature called lizard was found trying to do away or in
simpler term "to commit suicide" in my lovely room. oh dear lizard---i wondered y should u choose my lovely n "penuh cahaye keimanan" room to commit the sin of suicide.c'mon lizard, u dun have to kill yourself even if your heart was
broken just because your girlfriend lizard dump u since u cannot afford to buy
a sport car or maybe because your long-time lovers girlfriend lizard
was caught cheating with other "h-e-n-s-e-m" lizard. i believe one day
u will find another pretty n hot lady lizard. ok..enough for my speech dedicated
to the lizard who is still dying on ex-roommate's bed(he got sticked to the glue of a tape, so he cannot move around). i pity you young lizard, however, i can do
nothing more than watching u dying. i feel yucks to touch u,by the way, i even screamed to death when i first discovered your yellowish body
lying desperately on the bed. i'm sorry, i'm gonna seek help from
the makcik cleaner to eliminate u from my room tomorrow. please dun beg me..
i am sorry..i have too. goodbye forever heart-broken lizard~~
How i deal with negativity at workplace ❤️
6 years ago
2 comments:
Ha3.. malang sungguh ko gemok. Baik ko buang cicak tu cepat2.. ko xtau, bau cicak kering mati adalah bau yang paling busuk skali sampai aku pening paler bau benda tu. Macam bangkai mati siot. Baik ko buang cpt2.. jgn menyesal dikemudian hari.
p/s: takziah kpd cicak tu. Aku bersimpati kerana dia mati kat bilik gemok yang sememangnya busuk tu. Ha3.
terime kasih gendut atas nasehat ko yg bernas tuh.. aku mmg da lame nak eliminate lizard tu dr bilik aku..
btw, bilik aku cantik, menawan dan wangi ok! sbb tulah cicak2 sekalian suke menetap kt bilik aku sbb keharuman bilik aku.hehe
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