Something that make me smile :)

U will smile after u read this, i bet u. Because i did too. :) Somehow, women will always be women, full of emotions and concern. And it's vice versa with men's. That's y god created women n men needing and longing for each other. :)

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.